Sky Blue Sport News

Friday, October 13, 2006

Chicken Lickin!

United manager Tommy Wright looks set to say 'same again' to the 14 players who truimphed over Crusaders last week. Midfielder Darren Murphy picked up a leg injury but is expected to be passed fit, as the Sky Blues strive for their first away points of the season. Fringe player Andy Rosbotham has been told he can move to a first division club and when he finds one United will cancel his registration. When quizzed by Sky Blue Sport on his reason for releasing Rosbotham, the United manager said he had ample cover for left wing/midfield, with young reserve player David Cushley and the fit again Stuarty King, who are both added to tomorrow's panel. Big Tam wouldn't comment on whether other players will be heading out the Showgrounds door, but we at 'Sport wondered if the out of favour Dom Melly might be beating a retreat fairly soon also. Stuarty King has made an amazing recovery from his broken wrist sustained in a pre-season friendly. In fact his recovery has been so swift that the 'Sport's team are wondering if he really is 'Superman'. Maybe if he is (Superman), he can use his x-ray vision to find out why his teammates are leaking so many first-half goals and why despite playing so well they're usually trailing at halftime. Hopefully the Sky Blues will stop the rot tomorrow and hopefully, it won't be another boring scoreless draw, it'll be tough, but we think United can pull off a victory. Here's hoping there's a good turnout of fans tomorrow and here's hoping for that victory, 'come on United, let's shag those Chickens'!
P.S. Our last sentence sounds like a fowl suggestion, so we apologise if anybody takes us literally, what we mean is 'let's stuff those chickens'!
P.P.S. That still sounds a bit fowl too, here's our final quote, 'let's go to Solitude and come home with all three points'! After that we can all go to K.F.C. if we want or is it K. & F.C.!