Scum Clearance!

It's time for our annual scum clearance, it usually happens about once or twice a season, where we go to that stinking cesspit (Coleraine Showgrounds) and eradicate the opposition. They'll be stinking even more than ever this time, having beaten the crap out of us at Ballymena, but it's got to be done. Hopefully our lads will will not need an incentive to play well, they should know how much it means to us 'dyed in the wool' Sky Blue men(and Ladies). The good news is that we only envisage one change to our starting line-up of last Saturday, Cookie is suspended, so Liam Watson comes in. Unless Roy springs a surprise and goes with two wingers, Ally and Eamon, but we expect him to stick with Conor Downey on the right.

The United defence will have to watch Leon knight, he's been known to take a dive in the box and we have a less experienced referee, in Ross Dunlop, so we hope he's not conned. Giving United's away form we expect them to win, but only if the ref don't make any silly blunders, aka Raymond Crangle, which led to first dropped points on the road this season. Our centre-midfield two, Sparky and Jenks, should have a field day and Cutch and Baker should celebrate Guy Fawkes with a fireworks display of goalscoring. The only downside we can see, is listening to that bore Alan Simpson, but hopefully we will soon shut him up. So come Sky Blues, let's shag them ewes from Windy Hall!