Platt Swat!

United go into tomorrow's derby match with the Coleraine scum on the back of four straight wins, while the scum have accumulated four straight losses, but as is usual in these games, form means nothing. Tomorrow's game is all about passion and about giving 'your all' for the cause, in other words the sort of display United have put in over the last four games. To the best of our knowledge (we haven't a bloody clue), United have no injury worries for the game and if that is the case, it'll be up to the United manager who he omits from Saturday's starting line-up, or if he continues with his 3,5,2 formation or reverts back to a 4,4,2. Whatever happens, the one thing that's certain, anyone who plays will know they've been in a match and after all that's all we ask. United manager Roy Walker will have to decide in the next week if he wants to keep his 7 players on the transfer list, as the January transfer window is looming. Gavin McDonnell, Aiden Watson, Tommy Wray and Mike Ward have all done enough in the last few games to make the manager think again, while the 'injury prone' Davitt Walsh has been unfortunate enough to pick up another injury. But that's all in the future, first things first and tomorrow is one of the 'biggest' games of the year and we envisage just one outcome, a victory for United over the Coleraine scum. So come on Sky Blues, let's give those Bannsiders the Boxing Day blues, in short, let's shag that scum!