Drumaho Demolition!

United go into tomorrow's penultimate match against Institute (hereafter known as 'Stute), with a full compliment of players (as far as we know that is). Our source (who cannot be named for legal reasons, he's a paid amateur, joke), has been sadly lacking recently even though we've been right occasionally, but surely our luck cannot continue, or can it? United manager Tommy Wright, who appears to favour giving youngster Paul McNeil a starting role tomorrow, needs to be reminded that his second top scorer, Davitt Walsh, also needs the reassurance of a starting role. Our sincere apologies to to team Captain Albert Watson, who received a plaque from our chairman after attaining 200 appearances for the club last Saturday, which we failed to mention, a rap on the knuckles for us. But what of tomorrow's team, that as they say, is the $64 question? Going on our performance of last week, 3 names spring to mind as automatic choices, Paul Murphy, goalscoring hero Tommy Wray and Aiden Watson. Gavin Melaugh looks certain to regain his place in midfield and if our manager decides to go with 3 strikers, hopefully it will be Garth Scates who misses out and not Gary Haveron. Of course we may be miles off in our thoughts, but one thing remains the same, our objective, in other words, we want to 'shag' every team we meet. So for the penultimate time, come on Sky Blues, let's shag those 'Stuteians'!