Bigot Bashing!

The Bigoted David Jeffrey blows into town tomorrow with the Linfield blues and its a game United desperately need to win if they are to keep alive their slender hopes of qualifying for the C.I.S. cup knock-out stages. Its also a good time for United fans to demonstrate that they're not the 'bigots' that they were labelled by the 'fat' controller. I'm sure there will be lots of references to Jeffrey's sexual preferences, or lack of them and his absent wife, but thats not sectarian as far as we at 'Sport are aware, while out on the pitch Tommy Wright and his men will need to demonstrate their resolve. The United manager is in his third season with the Sky Blues and has yet to register a victory over the team he supported in his youth, tomorrow would be a good time to deliver the goods. Its vitally important that United select the proper formation and surely if everybody's fit only one change from Tuesday night should be necessary. This should be the inclusion of under-21 right- back Aaron Callaghan, at the expense of Gary Haveron. Hopefully Callaghan has returned from his overseas jaunt unscathed and hasn't been involved in any 'brawls' on the plane with 'mouthie' townie wingers, or should that be 'whingers'. United need to win at all costs so a one goal victory will do, but it would be nice to improve our goal difference which would give the fans something to cheer about. So 'come on Sky Blues, let's shag those Linfield Bigots!'