Scrubbing Brushes!

It had to happen sooner or later, the call has gone out to the Sky Blues to arm themselves with mythical scrubbing brushes', for there's a dirty scum coming to the Showgrounds tomorrow night and it has to be removed. We're not talking about the referee here, Raymond D H Crangle, although he's as  scummy as they come, were talking about the Coleraine scum and it is our task to cleanse them and send them home dejected.

Its not going to be easy, scum have habit of getting deep-rooted and we need get stuck in from the start and we have got to cleanse them early and guard against them getting a foothold in the game. Our task is not made any easier, by the fact our leading scorer, Cush, has to serve a one match suspension and fellow striker, young Matty, is just back from Russia with the Norn Iron under-19 squad and our manager needs to assess if he has the energy to fulfil a worthwhile role in our panel.

We'll be surprised if young Matty, makes the starting line-up, but that decision is down to our manager and his backroom staff. In the absence of a recognised striker, with Tippers also suspended and Darhen, out of favour, Jenks, will probably be our lone striker. The rest of the team,  bar the suspended Cush, will probably be on the usual lines, with possibly Leroy, getting a start in a 5 man midfield.

The weather people are predicting gales and sporadic rain, so it will be whoever wants it most and there's no doubt United, are the experienced team when it comes to knock-out football, but in saying that the Coleraine scum are the form team this season so far. But there's an old saying, 'the bigger they are, the harder they fall' and we just hope United can plot the scum's downfall tomorrow night. So come on Sky Blues, lets shag these ewes from Windy Hall!