Scum Removal!

Various cleaning products boast about their individual prowess at removing scum and that's what United must do tomorrow when the Coleraine 'scum' come to town. United manager Roy Walker endeared himself to United fans with a near perfect record last season, two wins and a draw against the 'team' we love to hate, but this season got off to a bad start with a narrow defeat at the 'scum' slum. Tomorrow United have the chance to set the record straight once more and every Sky Blue fan will be willing them to do it. This is probably the most important game of the season for United as after the 'split' which occurs after 3 rounds of games, we may not be in the same section and there will be no fourth meeting between the teams (this is what those mindless idiots at the I.F.A. call progress, we know what we call it). United go into the game without veteran Darren Lockhart and to the best of our knowledge Kevin Kelbie. So with our young back four and our untried midfield, Cushley is the longest established member in the team, add two forwards who have only scored 5 goals between them and you don't need us to tell you, that we have a mammoth task on our hands. Cometh the hour, cometh the man or so they say and hopefully some individual will stand up and be counted tomorrow and lead the Sky Blues to a deserved victory over the rats from the bannside. So come on Sky Blues, let's shag those Coleraine blaggers!